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Two women go out on a girls night out, walking home they are both dying for a piss so they jump over a wall into a cemetry to relieve themselves. 'Course, theres no toilet paper, so one wipes on her knickers and throws them away. The other one tears a ribbon from a bouquet and uses that.
Next day the two husbands are talking. The first says "I'm really worried about my wife, she came home with no knickers last night..
The other said "You're worried? Mine came home with a card stuck up her arse!" "It said `from all the guys at the fire station, we'll never forget you'.




No!, ok, I,ll fuck off to bed.....

2 teabags out of 5

Reminds me of a Country Night road trip with a few friends

After driving for 4 hours and drinking copious amounts of liquid(mainly coke)
we all needed to go real bad

So in the dark we parked in front of this building and all ran behind it(didn't want cause any accidents).Just as we're heading back at a dawdle the back door to the building opens and a priest walks out

He informed us we'd just desecrated the town cemetery
as we bolted for safety

cheers
B....OZ Relevant...probably not

This reminds me of the old Irish joke about the priest who finds four guys pissing on one of the lads grave a year after his death . He clearly tells them what he thinks about this but one of them says, "Sure we are only following his wishes , he asked for 16 pints of stout to be poured over his grave every year , and we just chose this way to carry it.