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Women and Driving
Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 7:48 pm
by Lizard
As the good weather continues, I am finding it extremely hard to concentrate on driving, as I am genetically programmed to stare at womens arse,s all the time, I will stare at one in preference to stopping at a red light, twatting someone up the rear, driving past the place I was going to turn in to, and forgetting what gear I am in, does anyone else have this problem, only I dont want to end up in court, saying to the Judge, 'I,m sorry your worship, I cant help staring at some 'flange' as I pass it!
I wonder if they can help me at the priory? but they may go into my 'drinking' and smoking' habit,s so thats out of the question............
life is so hard sometimes.
Re: Women and Driving
Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 8:07 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
I wouldn't have thought with your eyesight this would have been a problem
The age old excuse of I sneezed is a very good defence
Just make sure you've got the evidence sprayed all over the windscreen
and produce it as exhibit A
cheers
B....OZ Legal hatchling
Re: Women and Driving
Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 8:10 pm
by Pervert
It's about time the motor industry did something to help. Twenty years ago, David Hasselhoff had a car that did all the driving for him, and engaged in conversation. In all that time, have any of the leading manufacturers tried to mass-produce such an idea? No.
Just think---a car that can drive you to and from work, taking the strain for you; drive you to and from the pub, and keeping your licence safe. And if they give it a perv chip, it'd even be able to point out nice-arsed totty that you might otherwise have missed.
Re: Women and Driving
Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 8:17 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Dream on buttercup...it would be nice...the question would be...what to do with all that freedom of movement?
One guy in the US of A thought that this had already been achieved
While driving down the highway he put the Van into Cruise control and went down back to have breakfast
God awful surpise when he crashed
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Women and Driving
Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 8:34 pm
by Pervert
I can believe that!
Re: Women and Driving
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 4:34 am
by Fastbike
If girls go for synthetic chat up from Stephen Hawkinge this may mean that Kit ( the car from Knight Rider) could do your chatting up for you as well, before automatically converting the seats into double bed mode . If you pay extra there is a buried menu in the new 5 series I drive that does this . It's just regretable that the car is so ugly it will never get used .
I have heard the "I got a fly in my eye" used when a short skirt and lampost have combined to crunch a wing .