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Dentist,s

Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 12:47 pm
by Lizard
You either like them or you dont!, going doesn,t bother me in the slightest, as I have said before my dentist is 28 and female, and her breast press aginst me as she is doing a scale and polish!....lovely, seriously though, there are virtually no NHS dentist left, Ms Lizard, who has a morbid fear of all things dental, cannot get registered anywhere, so I end up paying for her to go private, and still she moans, anyone read about that yorkshire lass who pulled her own teeth out, as she couldn,t afford to go private, my dad used to do that, not because he couldn,t afford it, but because it was easier, and less time consuming, whiskey and pliers, that was his way.


Re: Dentist,s

Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 12:51 pm
by jj
The sooner the species becomes edentate, the better. Teeth are stupid.
They're an evolutionary hangover from us biting each other, and ripping small rodents to shreds, and chewing bark.......oh, hang on, some of us are still at that stage.
Oh, well.

Re: Dentist,s

Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 12:53 pm
by Lizard
"The sooner the species becomes edentate"

Er, can someone translate that!...........is that like incontinent?.


Re: Dentist,s

Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 1:15 pm
by jj
Having no teef.
Like an anteater, but without the fur and the long whiffly nose and the bad temper.
Unless it's Geri Halliwell we're talking about, of course.

Re: Dentist,s

Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 3:32 pm
by Ace
The only thing that terrifies me is injections in my mouth, it scares me shitless. I always have fillings sans novacaine or whatever numbing agent they use, it IS uncomfortable, but worth it.
Last year I HAD to have an extraction and opted for gas only to be directed to a dentist 30 miles away in Leamington, so I HAD to have an injection.
I was pleasantly suprised to be talked into it by the nice female dentist and she totally aliviated me terror. The tooth was a huge cunt, but I didn't feel a thing. Im still scared of them mind, but ONLY mouth ones, other injections Im fine with......and I've had a few!!


Re: Dentist,s

Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 3:42 pm
by diplodocus
I went for a checkup a coupla weeks ago, no problems but the dentist said she wanted to replace an old crown i'd got as it was 'showing signs of wear'
had the first part of it done this week and got landed with a bill for ?450!! i'm in the wrong job


Re: Dentist,s

Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 5:15 pm
by Fastbike
Yeah , there are very few NHS dentists round here , so I pay private , has anyone here had a rebate on their NHS "contributions" to allow for this ? No ? thought not.


Re: Dentist,s

Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 6:23 pm
by Snake Diamond
Yeah, this shit is rediculous, the last NHS dentist here up'ed & fucked off.

Finally, there is another Dentist who was considering retireing, found out about the plight of NO NHS Dentists in this, or any of the other 3, counties, so he has decided to come back here & setup his dental practise (he had worked in this county a fair few yrs ago, before moving away).

But as I am hoping to move soon, I am forgetting about bothering to register with him to get some urgent work done. Why? Because the waiting list has climbed, 3 days after he relocated to the surgery, a few days b4 he even opened it for business, there is a waiting list of potential clients of over 1,000 ppl.