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The water is lovely, and the spring roll was great......I repeat.......M.Moore is a cunt.

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I'm not allowed water, I'm on a diet.

try falling down stairs, diets are for nancy boys and burglars and stuff

I am currently experimenting with falling UPSTAIRS.
It gives a whole new perspective.

And some very interesting bruises.

Well good luck to you my friend, I think im mental !

As you think, therefore you may well be.
Descartes thought he was, and ergo, he was.
Possibly.

I know what you say, has Holden gone orf to polish his bell end?

Yes.

Holden's hiding in his Magoo-proof rant shelter.

It'll do no good- he'll have to emerge eventally to do his press-ups, and then he'll be toast, possibly with orange juice, Eggs Benedict and a freshly-ironed copy of the Times.