egafd.com

Anyone who has been affected by Magoo,s Masturbation thread, can dial the helpline on 08980 1111111117, if your calling re S56,s reply, we are not able to offer advice! sorry, all our staff are too traumatised, and most of them have topped themselves.

try here. http://samaratans.com.

It,s not the thought of you masturbating, although thats trauma enough, sepecially in the dr,s surgery, it,s steve,s reply, I now have to get some fresh air, and try and get the thoughts out of my head, but it,s going to take a long time.
Why Why Why did you have to bring up that topic, I would have settled for 60,s/70,s shite talk, old coins, stamps,colostomy bags, any fucking thing!
I,m URGING the mods to remove that thread...

And all that heavy breathing spreads germs very rapidly.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaarfff......sound of puke hitting keyboard.

Good- we could do with a bit of colour around the place.

"when i come[finally]i always seem to shout out eeeeeeeahhhhhh like on the end of time has come today-chambers brothers." S56 8th of June 2004.

Right!, I,m fucking leaving the building.

What, you mean like S56's bedroom wallpaper?
It has got to be 70's porn king style.

For wallpaper, you actually need to have a wall, first.
They'll nick anything, round there.........

...and off to blow up West London?