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Cue exaggerated Geordie voice:

"Day two in the BGAFD house, and tensions are rising. JJ has been showing an unnatural interest in the hens; Lizard is upset by what Carol was using to brush her teeth, though Elton seemed quite happy; while Steve is going through a list of his meals from 1971, while Ace batters his head off a wall . . . ."

Do you ever wonder if perhaps, just maybe, you're watching too much TV?

There's a couple of right goers in that coop, I tell 'ee........

After Channel 4 News, I didn't watch any telly tonight.

have you noticed all newsreaders look smug ?