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Yes I got a gong from her Maj, 'Liz me old sparra' she said, its about time I gave you one! er...'cant I have a new car' I said! No! we share the same name, and thats good enough for me, 'why me? I asked 'because you have made me and phil laugh on this forum for months'with your inane ramblings, that, and your spellings and punctuation are atrocious, and I like that in a man, also our Zara wouldn,t mind banging you!
So! I have decided to accept, I shall put it on the mantlepiece, along with the picture of the bee-gees naked, and Carols crusty thong.
I feel very umble tonight...

doffs cap... and vomits.

Hard luck, mate, I felt sure it would have been Lord Liz were it not for the complaints about that shopping centre cludgie.

That honour will probably go to Magoo, as he is a far better 'back up' merchant than me, and can fill a pan faster than a rabbit on a promise.

What are the odds you were the same Gentleman who broke threw Bucking huge Palaces security and had a quiet chat on her bed?

A More Likely reason for your O.B.E.

cheers
B....OZ

It must be galling all the same, especially after Steve 56 received the title Mothter of the Queen's Muthic.

No, that was JJ, doing his dissertation, on Stately Homes...., not sure about that mess on the royal duvet though!

Nonsense---you can't fit an executioner's axe up your sleeve.

Ace, by royal appointment. It has a ring to it.

Erm, well, you know what I meant.

Might of known

That was the result from the Queens hand job

She had to something to play for time before Security woke up

cheers
B....OZ