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I try to avoid the wanky 'Celebs' page in my local rag of an evening. However, on this occasion a Liz Hurley photo caught my eye.

Seems Liz had tried to get herself a private pre-sale viewing at a posh antiques fair in London recently, on the grounds of her 'celebrity.' Now, tasty though she undoubtedly is, Liz can't act and her celebrity is based on nothing more than looking pretty, wearing a nice dress at a party once, and going out with Hugh Grant a few times.

Happily, the antiques fair organiser was not swayed by Liz's G list 'celebrity' told her (though her P R Mann) to fuck off and get in the queue like everyone else! What a groovy chap. And what a groovy anecdote. Fair warmed the cockles of my heart it did. This is the kind of celeb story I want to hear more of.

Officer Dibbs

It should be allowed by law to punch in the face any star giving it the 'don't you know who I am?' bollocks.

Sadly though, what are the biggest selling mags in the UK? Heat, Hello, OK! and Now - all obsessed with these moronic celebrity cunts.

I've never rated her as anything but over rated in every aspect you could imagine

Why any company would have her as their face is beyond me

Take the Hugh Grant incident away and she's just a member of the public

I'd love that asshole O J Simpson to get that type of treatment
Murder your wife....get found not-guilty in the criminal court....get found guilty in the civil court...as he said in a recent interview...I get treated like royalty as I pay for nothing....makes you want to puke

You got to ask...if Celebs are getting all these freebies what do they actually spend their huge wads of cash on?

cheers
B....OZ

nice tits ill say that for liz i bet hugh grants sucked them,lucky cunt.

She did have nice tits steve, till she cottoned on to all that stupid, pretentious, American celebrity dieting bollocks. Liz became so absorbed with the divi world of contemporary celebrity that she was even heard to suggest that Monroe, the ultimate love goddess of the 20th century, was fat! What she meant of course was that Monroe was woman shaped and had curves!

Set of twats. A pox on 'em all I say other than the true celebs like - Pachino, Hackman, Nicholson, Kidman, etc, etc,

Officer Dibble

When you see MM in Some Like it Hot (I've got it on DVD ) esp when she fronts the band in an evening dress at the hotel . It is quite shocking how much more flesh she has on her bones compared to todays uberwaifs . I think she looks like a really sexy healthy woman , but can you imagine the cattiness if Liz H was recorded on film looking like that?

Some Like It Hot - One of my top ten films of all time. A true classic. Marilyn looks fabulous in her black dress - a small waist pulling into focus her ample tit's 'n' bum. Hmm, mmm. But it's not just the way she looks, it's the way she moves, the way she acts - a sweet, breathless, little girl lost in the body of stunning, sexually provocative, woman. You want to love her, protect her, and fuck her all at the same time. It's as if a huge mega computer had analysed every geezer's dream and desires, crunched he numbers, and come with a woman that could press the collective male button to the maximum extent. I recall reading an article about a chap who knew Marilyn back in the fifties, he saw first hand the effect she had on men and said " It was incredible. I often saw conservative, sober suited, executives loose their reason in her presence." On another occasion, while Marylyn was married to Norman Mailer, a photographer had arranged a day shooting her at their home. He arrived at the appointed hour of 9.00 AM, but Marylyn was still in bed. Norman said she would be getting up "soon." Anyhow, the geezer was fucked about all day with promises that Marilyn would definitely be "coming down very soon." By 6:30 pm the photographer was fuming and privately vowing never to have anything to do with this rude inconsiderate woman ever again. He was just about to storm out when Marilyn wafted down the stairs in a cloud of perfume looking delicious, came over, apologised for being late, reached up and kissed him on the cheek. He melted.


Officer Dibbs

was surprised tony curtis didnt fancy her nor robert mitchum apparently they had to take 20 scenes in some like it hot,marilyn was always late forgetting her lines.i would have fucked her easy.

Norman Mailer?????

I think you mean Arthur Miller.

yes alec miller was the husband ,then de magio?