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i had 1 once from a 16 stone woman,while she was sucking me off she had elbow on my ribs,fuckinghell.

I'm actually speechless....help Holden!?!

Tez

"Im Back....Im Single.....Im Now Appendix-less"

could have got 1 from maggie osborne the school slag in 1971 but i didnt like her.

Tez. You know how when you go to the bathroom and there's a big fuck off spider waiting for you to lather it up. Well you know how you slowly back off and once you get to the door, you leggit....try that.
It works for me.

Steve where the fuck do you get these flashes of inspiration?
Personally, I thought you was a total virgin who closest sexual encounter was a jar of handcream and the bra pages of a Littlewoods catalogue.....we've all done it, minus the cream.


My best gummer, well too many to choose from.
Wosrt? Some bird who chose to use her teeth, thinking it would be cool to rake my snake.
Ladies, it's not. It fucking hurts. Especially if you have teeth like the Manhatten skyline...not that she did.

thats improving yesterday joe king called me a fucking twat.

What did you do to deserve that Steve?
He's probably jealous of your knowledge base.

dunno i got email out of the blue joes ok usually im not really all that clever i could tell time at 3 but evreyone in the shops disaproved.

oh.....my.....god..... thats an image branded into my mind for the rest of time

That will teach you to eat Chinese food whilst having sex.