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sure as eggs are eggs?

Thats not my fault, I told you to stop force feeding her eggs, in order to get your inheritence a bit sooner!, If yer short of cash just ring, ya soft shite! then maybe mable might manage more mallings,more memorably.

ps: was that you dressed as a 17yr old girl outside fennicks, on Saturday? only you weren,t very convincing, it was the hairy legs, and goatee that gave you away.
Another visit to Transform for you I think..

No problem, easily done, especially when yer bladders full of strong lager, and spicy sausage, guess what I had for me Tea?..............................FUCK BASTARD TWATTING NOTHING!, Ha! beat that, Ms Lizard forgot to stop at Tesco on the way home for summat to eat, she is now spending the rest of the evening locked in the shed, and I will have to go out and shoot me,sen a rabbit, or a turkey, or a beef, or even a salamon rushdie, or I might go to greasy gordons the chinese water torturer,s take away, for a special fried rodent........

You did your folks with a shovel!!!...way to go!, respec dude! was it a spear and jackson? or one of those cheap cunts from 'everythings a pound' (inc shagging the shopgirls) there is a really fit girl works at Manor Walks, Cramlington, she makes me erect and giddy every time I see her, I once asked her outright if she shagged older men!, and she replied Yes! but not you ,you posh cunt! she was a real charmer, with an arse to die for, and a fanny like a billposters bucket....

"Bought it from Wilkinsons in South Shields."


R. E. S. P. E .C. T. ...........you da man! innit.

You can furnish a four bedroomed house completely for ?3.50 if you shop there, are there any good looking lasses work there ( no unsightly minge hair, or oudors)