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Personaly I think it,s too cheap!, I would willingly pay ?30 a bottle for it, and more, the tap water I drink contains cows piss, and whilst that may be good for the complexion, it,s no good for me liver.So, if anyone has a bottle of old mineral water for sale, my cheque books waiting, none of that 'vulva' stuff, or that cheap piss that coca cola tried to sell us, I,m looking for the real deal....mail me at lizardsamadcunt@home.co.uk

Tip to new readers: re Magoo,s thead about aftershave.... WARNING.

Drinking after shave will KILL you. so think very carefully before knocking back that bottle of CK1, start with somethin a little lighter, and work your way up.

its a con.

I have my own supply. It's rather expensive, but worth the cost. Each drop of water is collected from the naked body of young dusky maidens who sit out in spring showers and let the raindrops accumulate on their firm, sweet young bodies.

Comes from Milton Keynes.

So is it called 'Mystic Vulva' or what, and who are the maidens of which you speak?, I didn,t know there were any maidens in MK, I went there once, blocked a toilet and left, didn,t see any maidens water, do general utilities know about this?.........

I think your toilet blocking exploits caused a few problems with production, though I can't understand why. . .

. . . . unless they've been lying about the maidens, and the water comes straight from the cludgie.



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Well!, shit happens.

i prefer lucozade.

And I thought it was the maidens' skin that gave it its distinct colour.

Apparently the maidens are all illegal immigrants (there being, as Liz said, no indigenous ones remaning over the age of 13).
But the company (Lovely Maiden Wonderful Water Supplies, of Bledsoe, MK) assure me that all their maidens are thoroughly disinfected before use, and discarded for a fresh batch twice a week......


And no, I don't know what they do when they've finished with them.

Me, think it's just tape-water.
But I hope I'm wrong.

Good post Steve, excellent advice . I will always go for drinking Lucozade before shit in the future .