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Get with the programme

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 9:19 pm
by Pervert
Time to stop all the cruel taunting and allow certain forumites to come to terms with who and what they are.

Relaxation techniques are available, a mixture of yoga and meditation and visual stimulae to help them become comfortable with themselves:

[img]http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~veggetto/carrot.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.ukgameshows.com/atoz/program ... hbrush.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.aftonbladet.se/noje/0308/08/simply_200.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.ananova.com/images/web/71854.jpg[/img]

Do it, Magoo, embrace that inner ginger!

Re: Get with the programme

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 2:36 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
That bottom one is Magoo,
He turned up on my doorstep last week looking just like that with a camera giving it "Kkkkhhhello Kkkkkhhhholden. I woo' laak ta see yoo tek a sheeet."

So I kicked his remaining teeth out and sent him back to the vile Northern lands


Re: Get with the programme

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:47 pm
by Pervert
He does have that manic look I've always imagined Magoo would possess.

Re: Get with the programme

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:43 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
...and he is very fucking ginger.
So ginger that he was the original gingerbread man.
Ginger nasal hair as well.
It was sprouting out like some old sodden hags pubes.
His little moped is also ginger sprouting...sporting the license plate: G1NG3R

His little autograph book, ginger, was filled with ginger scribbles.
Evans
Halliwell (when she can decide for a day what colour her schizophrenic head should be)
Zippy
Langford
Hucknall

although why he came to my long raven haired doorstep I don't know.


Re: Get with the programme

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 11:51 pm
by Pervert
lmfao.

Poor Magoo.