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jemima khan
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:22 am
by colin
must be slipping, i just read that she is now divorced from imran khan. never realised they'd got divorced, hope for me yet then, lol!!!
Re: jemima khan
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:02 am
by Pervert
He'd only be interested if you're willing to convert to Islam. And even then I suspect he'd need some persuading.
Re: jemima khan
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:22 am
by colin
no, it is jemima i am interested in carac! though not to say imran isn't good looking!lol!!
Re: jemima khan
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 12:03 pm
by Pervert
I fear the erstwhile Mrs Khan has already been consoled by divorcees' friend Huge Twat (sorry, Hugh Grant).
Re: jemima khan
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:25 pm
by colin
he certainly seems to make a habit of "comforting" such women!
Re: jemima khan
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 7:11 am
by Ben Dover
Yeah he was round here not so long ago, 'comforting' Mrs Colin Montgomerie. His house is up for sale if there's anyone out there with 8 million to spare. Yes that's right. Wouldn't think there was so much money to be made wacking a little ball around would you? Mind you I've seen Mrs M at school pick-up and she is bloody gorgeous.
Re: jemima khan
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:53 am
by colin
feel a bit sorry for colin montgomerie, yes he can be a miserable bastard but he has to be so intense at times to remain as a top golfer. i only hope that he can put his marital troubles behind him and find his form again, we need him playing in the ryder cup later this year.