Outdoor Shag

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Lizard
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Outdoor Shag

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Does anyone remember their first outdoor shag?, mine was in a mini cooper many years ago, in a large park, went on all night (well with several breaks) fucking great!
Just thought I,d share that with you, as I,m feeling a bit melancholic.....

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Lizard
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Re: Outdoor Shag

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To be honest Maggs, I had not had the required diet for a Malling, so I thought I would stay in bed all day, and drink whiskey, so I did! I got up at six, then went out on the piss, and somewhere along the way, I had a lasagne and some wine........I also have very fond memories of tonking a farmers daughter one evening in a barn, she had a face only a father could love, but the most incredible body, and I was terribly, terribly drunk!

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Re: Outdoor Shag

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No, Meadowhall was backed up, with 100 plumbers working o/time to clear it, so it was a no go! I,m up for the Metro centre soon, I,ll work on me fibre intake, and make sure I,m sennocotted up!

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Re: Outdoor Shag

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Tea was a bit spartan tonight maggs, just a tuna bake with some green beans, and a prune yoghurt to follow, I might nip out for a beef madras soon though.....

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Re: Outdoor Shag

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DVT is a small price to pay for a days drinking in bed. now your DVD not working is another matter...

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