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Wimbledon
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:04 am
by jj
Why isn't Timmy in today's Final?
Did something go wrong? Wasn't he supposed to win it, or at least heroically snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, sending a myriad British hearts into cardiac-arrest with the thrill of it all.......
Was there some fiendish foreign finagling, and I missed it all?
Poor, poor, Timbo.
What a tragic, utterly and monstrously unfair shame.
Still, heads up: there's always next year- then we'll show the blighters.
Re: Wimbledon
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:06 am
by Pervert
Yes, I'm afraid Johnny Foreigner beat him in straight sets while he was still tying his laces.
Re: Roger Federer
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:50 am
by Ace
looks like Quentin Tarantino facially, now he'd get MY Vote if he said Motherfucker 20 times in his winners speech
Re: Wimbledon
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 12:09 pm
by jj
He's really, really crap, and so totally over-hyped, isn't he?
Makes you proud to be British.
Or in your case, not English.......
Re: Roger Federer
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 12:09 pm
by jj
Is he after a second passport, do you know......?
Re: Wimbledon
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 12:14 pm
by Pervert
His bottle crashes year in and year out.
Given the ridiculous expectations that the media have, however, you can't blame him.
Re: Wimbledon
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 12:15 pm
by jj
The bottle is a part, sure, but the truth is he ain't good enough.
Re: Wimbledon
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 12:18 pm
by Pervert
Try telling all those sycophants that.
By the way, for next year, can someone teach the morons a new phrase. "Come on, Tim!" is sounding very, very tired.
Re: Wimbledon
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 2:40 pm
by jj
How about "fuck off, Tim" ?
Re: Wimbledon
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 2:44 pm
by IdolDroog
how about "look Tim, you wont win it next year either...you're just never gonna be good enough"