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scrap knighthoods
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 12:17 pm
by steve56
good idea.
Re: scrap knighthoods
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:25 pm
by Fastbike
I think the world would be a less interesting place without knightoods, Sir Vivian Richards for example , and it should have been Sir Sol Campbell. Dunno why a woman would want to be caled Dame whatever , it makes you sound about 18 stone and 90 years old . Anyway , not likely to bother the wonderful actresses who grace this site .
Re: scrap knighthoods
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:25 pm
by steve56
dame diana rigg sounds ok though.
Re: scrap knighthoods
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:07 pm
by davewells
Stupid snobish crap !
Re: scrap knighthoods
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:08 pm
by steve56
true.
Re: scrap knighthoods
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 4:46 pm
by Officer Dibble
Abolish Knighthoods steve? So long as you wait till I've been awarded mine - For my ground breaking work in highlighting the Chav threat and for tirelessly working to combat the rising tide of Chav porn (you know, the sort where the birds don't wear make-up or lingerie) that is causing erectile dysfunction amongst the international porn watching community.
Yep, my knighthood is long overdue - 'Sir Dibble Of Fuckington'. Gotta kinda ring to it dontcha think?
(Sir) Officer Dibble - It's in the post, I'm tellin' ya!
Re: scrap knighthoods
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:45 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
What...you've been left on the shortlist again Stevie?
Keep posting the trivial bullshit and I'm sure you'll get your just desserts
Just imagine your the internet cafe staff at your beck and call
cheers
B....OZ
Re: scrap knighthoods
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:26 pm
by Illinoisblue
Hate to break it to you Dibble but that chavscum site has been around for quite a while now. The Daily Mail even featured it a few months ago.
And besides, if you got your knighthood you'd have to reveal your real name...
Re: scrap knighthoods
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:01 pm
by Officer Dibble
Yes, I know, and I have been aware of it for some time now.
Also, I'm confident that her Majesty would recognise the delicate nature of my biz and the need for discretion. If I say mi name's Officer Dibbs, who's she to argue? I mean, if she starts gettin' lairy I may have to reconsider the Palace's special video discount scheme. If they have to start payin' top whack like the rest of the riff-raff it's a cert they'll have to cut down on the old jollies to Sandringham and Balmoral, I can tell yer'.
(Sir) Officer Dibble - Knight Of The Order Of Smut