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Much to my chagrin when I'd thought I had a bargain
I discover one of the US heavy weights no longer deliver VHS Videos Overseas-ASSHOLES

Its mentioned on their listing in BGAFD but I've always been a bit slow

I do wonder what these people are trying to do sometimes

cheers
B....OZ

Well Duce, the thing is, there's a newfangled gadget out now called a 'DVD' player. It plays discs like CD's but with movies on 'em. The picture is usually much better than VHS and DVD discs present a much more efficient (therefore economical) packaging solution to both punter and distributor. They've been out a few years, I'm sure you'll be hearing about 'em in Oz any time now.

Officer Dibbs ? You heard it here first

Officer Dibble wrote:

> Well Duce, the thing is, there's a newfangled gadget out now
> called a 'DVD' player.

The problem is: some of the stuff at Excalibur is _only_ available on VHS. Had this problem myself: I wanted a certain film, but the thing was only available on VHS and since their video policy was already in place, I was stumped.

Thankyou Officer Dibble of the Patronisational Smut Corporation

Any idea where I can get my 78 RPM record player fixed?

Silly Thing is they didn't have this Video Triple X 27 (USD9-99) in DVD
so I popped on over to their good mate Jadedvideo and saw it on sale on DVD and VHS for(USD24-95)

Got it marked down to order it in 2 months time after I've raised the necessary cash for a state of the art Liberal DVD player(plays all the States & Territories of Australia,New Zealand,The South Pacific Islands but excludes anything from Indonesia & Malaysia)

An Utterly Bizarre practise IMO is Excaliburs
They obviously don't care that their competitors are getting the business just that they are making savings by not posting overseas

Their loss is likely to be someone else gain and given that the VHS as I pointed out above is being flaunted for USD15-00 extra they really are mad
A typical rigid management decision
How hard or different can it be to put an o/s address compared to an American one

VHS is not dead...just ask one JJ who even as we speak is ordering DVDs which when received will be conveted to VHS PAL tapes

patronisingly yours
B....OZ Scratch my ass and I'll.....?

I couldn?t resist. But come to mention it, it's right what beutelwolf says. Quite a few of the early nineties story based American videos have not been transferred to DVD (the blinkered fools) They are the best ones, with proper sexy stars like Tracy Adams, Victoria Paris, Christy Canyon, Angela Summers, P J Sparxx, Trinity Loren, Ashlyn Gere etc. They could act, put makeup on, and had lingerie wardrobe's that ranged far beyond the Asda white cotton panties of yer average gonzo bird. If I were in their shoes (the distributors) I'd be knockin' all the new stuff on the head (Nah, sorry mate, can't do anything with it. Punters won't stand for it) and instead concentrating on restoring the classics.

Officer Dibble

......he's also got a VHS copy of TX27, which you will inherit in the very near future.
Pic-quality is often overrated on DVD (transfers rather than the new stuff, of course)- and older material may never make it to disc anyway. Many people, too, prefer the 'linearity' of VHS to the digital disc.

Funny thing I forgot to place my order,thank god for my subconscious warning me of your generous gesture sometime in the future...lol

I only wanted it for the karina

I've always wanted to see her as portrayed on the front & back covers of

in a threesome done up to the nines not was actually on offer-the dingy little room with 1 camera angle walt disney narrated commentary(the one about the red marks on her ass cheeks being from sitting down to long was pure genius) and the cum shot hidden in a cousin it pose by her long lustrous hair(I always assumed Mr bendy fired a blank)

If thats not false advertising then I'm a monkeys uncle
sly pricks...suckered me in beautifully

Then that will only leave Tatiana 2

If she's really in it as everywhere seems to say..seeing is believing and the Trailer of said film makes identification nigh on impossible .

cheers
B....OZ

Theres no going back unfortunately the bodyshape has changed

Sure you can invest in outfits and take acting classes but the days of the Voluptuous 36..24..36 Household Name Stars is pretty much dead in the water

The closest to it is a few Euro Startlets but their just young Girls in most cases not WOMEN IMO

I would have thought given the capacity of DVDs using some of the new and mixing it with some of the old would be the way to go as long as they have decent chaptering

Cater for all tastes be they skinny waithe like or Voluptuos

cheers
B....OZ

Cater for all tastes, sure. In which case I'll have a box of those "Voluptuous 36.24.36 Household Name Stars" you mentioned, ta very much.

Unfortunately, my tastes and that of a huge constituency of porn connoisseurs are not being catered for (and they're starting to make themselves heard. Re: the recent threads on crap porn and self indugent producers) Nowadays, if you don't like low calibre, scraggy, sexless, teeny types being roggered raggy by chortling chaps, you're pretty much up the creek, and have to rely on the odd nugget that can be garnered from back catalogues. But on the positive side, when you do come across something you do appreciate it all the more.


Officer Dibble

Yep, she's in Tat 2, a foursome IIRC.
All your Karina-related worries are now at an end.

Anything else you'd like?
Better teeth? A bigger endowment? World peace? Big Brother to finally disappear from our screens?
(I can probably manage the first three, anyway.........).