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Druken Chavs

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:39 pm
by Officer Dibble
Just been watchin' a program about drunken Chavs in Cardiff.

Officer Dibble

Re: Druken Chavs

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:53 am
by Ace
There is nothing worse than a drunken slapper. Essex gals used to get stick years ago, but have cleaned their act up no end.
Worse city for Drunken Chavs IMHO is Nottingham........plenty of female students + cheap booze = DRUNKEN CHAVS
Mind you, saw plenty in Tenby a few years back.
Michelle off BB??????????........if there was PLENTY of available booze in the house, she'd be a classic example of a Geordie Drunken Chav!!
Good post Officer!!


Re: Druken Chavs

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:03 am
by Fastbike
Sorry I missed that , do they film them from the back of LandRover like those wildlife progs from Africa ?


Re: Druken Chavs

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:20 am
by Deuce Bigolo
I was out at a tavern last Friday waiting for some friends around 10-00PM
and the number of young girls that were paraletic/legless was unbelievable(I counted 10)

I don't mean happy drunk I mean eyes rolling up into the head,slurred speech/spitting and not able to stand

As opposed to all the guys in the vicinity who were seemingly in control of all their facilities just having a good time

Reminded of a recent survey that said that Young Women with all their new found freedom have taken up where Young men used to be in the risk taking stakes...smoking & drinking being the main Risks

cheers
B....OZ

Re: Druken Chavs

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:28 am
by rrankin
"Reminded of a recent survey that said that Young Women with all their new found freedom have taken up where Young men used to be in the risk taking stakes...smoking & drinking being the main Risks"

Let's hope that includes one night stands then - and don't forget to use a rubber!

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Re: Druken Chavs

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:34 am
by Deuce Bigolo
No I prefer any conquests I achieve to be coherent before
and incoherent afterwards as I make my escape

A friend of mine once had the pleasure of such a lady
and a week later they bumped into each other out on the town

He said...Hi babe...hows it going?

She said...do I know you?

Ego has just left the building

cheers
B....OZ

Re: Druken Chavs

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:50 am
by Number1
I recently put up an on-line warning for my fellow doormen regarding the "drunken chav" variety of female:

http://www.badboysworld.co.uk/Scallies/Scallies.htm

We have regualr contests on an evening guessing which of the mild mannered scallies that come thorugh the door will turn into the first Wild Pig of the night!