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big brother corruption plan
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:02 pm
by sandie
whilst someone just prompted me to write a response on BB i thought id ad to that.
now michelle says she wants to be a glamour model - now didnt we all want to be glamour models before we all did our first hardcore porn shoot!?!?
well i think i should high jack her when she gets evicted and get her into porno. not in the crap nicola holt sence but make her a little champion (why eye man).
i see no potential for her as a glamour girl - jordan and jodie can sleep safe at night. but i think she has potential qualities as a porn starlet.
already she wont even have sex on camera unless she gets paid for it - poor stu.
wot do u think guys.
is operation BB corruption a go ahead?
Re: big brother corruption plan
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:08 pm
by Fastbike
The whole point of prostrating yourself at several levels like this is to make some dosh afterwards , so I spose there is no harm in testing the market . The best outcome is you all make some , and have great larf .
Re: big brother corruption plan
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:41 pm
by Ace
Sandie wrote 'i see no potential for her as a glamour girl - jordan and jodie can sleep safe at night. but i think she has potential qualities as a porn starlet'
I can assure you that you and Faye etc can sleep safe at night on that score too, Sandie
Re: big brother corruption plan
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:46 pm
by Pervert
You realise, Sandie, that any of us who agree with your excellent plan (or even call it excellent, damn!) could be liable to prosecution under conspiracy to abduct charges.
On a personal note, I'd like to see the Big Brother house nuked---preferably on an eviction night when there are plenty of fans around

Re: big brother corruption plan
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 9:05 pm
by sandie
my god u said 2 things that made me cream my knickers - oh shit im not wearing any.
charges and nuked. all on the same night.
god. stephen king will have to write a novel about this one.
i could steel michelle and corrupt her. the house gets blown up. id be in the national papers - sully who needs u?
and it would end up of course with me n michelle having a huge gang bang with the entire policeforce.
perfect plan.
of course i realise the consicences.
Re: big brother corruption plan
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 9:08 pm
by Pervert
If Stephen King does write it, it's more likely to be called Ecstasy than Misery

Good luck with the kidnapping!
Re: big brother corruption plan
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:21 pm
by crofter
I am firmly behind Caractacus on this one (oh er missus!!), big brother is bad enough but what sad bastards give of their Friday Nights to cheer or boo the evictees ... people actually apply for this shit you know. I would also want to take a few of those fucking fans with any ?nuclear strike? that you have planned, but please spare us Miss Bass and Shell.
Re: big brother corruption plan
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 9:30 am
by Roger Fukwit
Couldn't agree with you more Sandie, Michelle would definately be an asset to the porn game, she's got a hell of a body. No fucking chance of her becoming a model. I have read on Ben Dovers forum that he is going to approach her too so you'd better get in quick.
Good luck!
Re: big brother corruption plan
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 1:58 pm
by Cjm
Yeah I suggested that Ben try and 'sign her up' lol would be amazing if he did get her lol.