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I've just lost my video remote, I've turned the fucking place upside down looking for it, the cunt

in-between the cushions on yer sofa Arnie.............thats where mine disappears....try there.

i always leave me vid remote on the chair arm,and the tv remote by my side on the chair.

Ah, I'm a clever bugger. When I bought my TV down here I tried to buy the same make of VCR but they weren't being imported any longer. But I managed to get one on the NZ equivalent of ebay so I've got 2 remote controls that operate either gubbins.
Anyway, yours will be in the last place you look.

Mart

Check your car Arnie!, I very often take the TV remote or even the home phone out with me, but then I,m senile, and dribble into me T.shirt.......nice!

Are you sure Carol hasn't borrowed it for some (ahem) reason? I'd heard she'd taken up with you after dumping Elton and Lizard.

She didn,t 'dump' me as you so gleefully point out Carac, she mearly needed her own space, hey! thats cool with me!, she just forgot to mention it was 5000 miles away, she,ll be sorry though now I,m a fully fledged chav!
no rides in my Clio for her.....

It was your own fault, after serving her steaks made from Bullwinkle.

not rocky?

And he made her do the butchery work, and fire the bolt gun, and wash up afterwards.