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Right you Southern Jessies, you see that weather youv,e been having, floods, rain, wind, storms, well we in the North (arse end of the country)
WE GET THAT EVERY BASTARD DAY!...........Ha!!!!!, in fact it,s snowing as I speak!

I think you'll find that's yer dandruff breaking out again.

HEAD AND SHOULDERS !!!!

Well, could be! I am above the rest, thats for sure....

A lizard with hair

Wonders will never cease....must be a Wig?

Must be almost worthy of membership of the hair bear bunch in that case

cheers
B....OZ

......in much the same way that I'm frequently under the weather, beyond the pale and over the top?

[From my new book, 'Prepositions for Fun and Profit', on sale now at all good bookshops and cheesemongers, price negotiable but not less than two chocolate Hobnobs.]

"......in much the same way that I'm frequently under the weather"

We all thought you were dead!, we hadn,t heard from you or anything, so we had a funeral, you would have loved it, pork pies, twigglets, diet coke, Oh! and the reading by the vicar........brought a tear to me jap,s it did, all lies of course, he had you down as a fine upstanding individual, oh, how we laughed, and the pub was full afterward,s with liggers, and a stripper, it was great...........still you had to be there.....

I love the way northerners think us Southerners are all from London !

I love the way Southerners, think all Northerners are from Manchester...

And I love the way you southerners think your northerners

And I love the way you Northerners live in the North......