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Wank or shit myself
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:40 pm
by Marino
What to do? Editing porn got a hard, also got food poisoning, stomach about to explode, but really need to wank aswell, do I risk the wank? or looose my fantastic hard on to relieve my pain. What would should I do?
Re: Wank or shit myself
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:42 pm
by steve56
evry time i wank i get the shits anyway.
Re: Wank or shit myself
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:20 pm
by Michelle
Get a nice sexy nurse, stockings.... sussies etc to come round and do the job in hand, if you shit yourself she may even help you clean up.
Michelle xxx
Re: Wank or shit myself
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:43 pm
by IdolDroog
sit on the toilet and have a wank......itll be like that twisted bloke who use to swallow large objects just so he could shit them out whilst he came....
Re: Wank or shit myself
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:44 pm
by Tez
"fantastic hard on"...that little thing?
Sorry i know its not big and not clever...shit what i meant to say was..oh fuck it,u get to shag women for a living i'll shut up
Tez
"Love ya work big fella!!"
Re: Wank or shit myself
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:19 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Times like these I bet you wish you had a But Plug on your belt rather than a Swiss Army Pocket Knife
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Wank or shit myself
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 2:38 am
by Deuce Bigolo
You mean to tell us you don't have a personal assistant/understudy like say,a Smithers?
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Wank or shit myself
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:28 am
by Dace
I would go and have a shit mate
Nothing would put me off a wank more than shitting myself whilst on the vinegars
Re: Wank or shit myself
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:41 am
by Scott Rider
Take an Enema and a salt drink. They will get the stomach cleared out a lot quicker than nature can! You can then get on with the more important job of a good wank!