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TV Help
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 10:30 am
by Phil McC
Got this sent today it may suit someone from the forum.........
Phil McC.......................
I' working for a TV company and we are making a show for Channel 5 and I
am looking for a person who can recognise a porn film but the
sound.sondtrack?
It can be a person who has a knowledge of their own collection or 20
films or a person who is an expert on films.
Can you help??
Cam de la Huerta
Monkey Productions
0207 324 5122
Re: TV Help
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 12:01 pm
by Reepo
Sounds like someones making a crap gameshow on Channel 5 to me. No, it can't be true. What was I thinking?
Re: TV Help
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 1:55 pm
by joe king
ooh, aah ... Deep Throat
aah, ooh ... Devil in Miss Jones
oooh...arrgh ... Max Hardcore Vol 12
ooaah,ooaah,ooaah ... Man banging thumb
Rrrrrraah, oooh ... When Rocco meat Kelly #2
oarhoooh, oarhooh ... Ben Dover is the Booty Bandit
oww, orr, ooh ... Never Say Never to Rocco Siffredi
aohroahow...ooo ... John Holmes in anything
Re: TV Help
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 3:05 pm
by Hornetbloke
Sounds like anything by The Wurzels to me
Re: TV Help
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 3:14 pm
by Phil McC
More like a Birds eye add,
Joe you have got to be up for this,
Phil McC
Re: TV Help
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 4:58 pm
by joe king
why?
Re: TV Help
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:04 pm
by jj
The illiteracy of the mail sounds authentic enough............
Re: TV Help
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:24 pm
by Stephen (N.I.)
if its bird sounds or classical it must be Fiona Cooper
as i`m a newbie is their actually a Fiona Cooper?
Re: TV Help
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 7:02 pm
by jj
Yeah, he's called Phil Sutcliffe, and he's a guest of Her Maj at present for kiddie-fiddling.
Do a search for all the gory details.
Re: TV Help
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 3:37 am
by Hornetbloke
Serves him right, a girlfriend of mine went for an audition with him and he ended up chasing her around the kitchen with his "wide angle" in his hand.
Here's to justice, cheers!!!