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The difference being on a ferry you can distance yourself from some skunked up, boozed up loudmouth. Not so easy in a restrictive tube several miles up.

By the way, I think smokers should get free cigarettes---so long as they're willing to take the place of the beagles in laboratories.

That's what I meant---on a ferry, there's room for smokers and non-smokers. Stuck in what is basically a long corridor, with window-opening not an option, it's not so easy.

I think they're becoming stricter on the airlines with regards booze as well. Too many tanked-up types giving the cabin staff grief. A shame, really, since there's nothing funnier than opening a tin of beer 40,000 feet up.

Why?
Trying to impress your clog wearing, red light district living, windmill owning, stoned out of her skull and tits new girlfriend Inga?
Just take your clapped out old Cortina Mk II onto the ferry and impress her with your crunching gearbox you gay, pink denim shirted chav.
I bet you tell her that you're from street royalty and try and impress her Orange thickness.
"Ey oop pet. Ahm a reeet Chav in ma toon ana get lourdsa rispek."

Burberry wearing, Staf owning, Trisha watching bastard.

Fucking waking me up at 4am with half baked attemots at humour.
Go and just off the Les Denis joke book you child.

Love you really big boy.