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Obnoxious mummy's boy

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:38 am
by Pervert


Oh dear, how sad. And no Mumsie to help him out this time. What a shame.

Excuse me while I dry these tears from my legs.

Picture the scene, the middle to late 1980s: the great Thatch pays a visit to some Middle East or Asian country to "express Britain's friendship." One week later, spivvy son shows up and makes business deals on mummy's coat-tails. God, I really hate the Thatchers! Sorry, Dibble, but they are utter scum.

Re: Obnoxious mummy's boy

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:49 am
by Pervert
Nothing that woman did would surprise me.

There was a story that she arranged for Jonathan Aitken to deflower her little girl. As far as I can work out, it's the only thing she ever did for Carol. All Mumsy's efforts went towards promoting her wee boy's career.

Re: Obnoxious mummy's boy

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:56 am
by Pervert
Don't know whether it was true or not, but Private Eye used to publish such rumours.

Re: Obnoxious mummy's boy

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:23 pm
by Ace
A cunt of the very first order. Him and his ugly sister ONLY got their chances because of 'mummy'
Remember when he considered himself a playboy and got lost in the desert? CUNT!!!!

AND you can be sure his pretty Texan wife 'goes short in the bedroom', eh lads?


Re: Obnoxious mummy's boy

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:31 pm
by Pervert
Sis got very few chances at all, save getting a column in some paper through the name. Mumsey was very traditional and, though they were twins, put all her efforts into promoting Mark.

Given that they did have twins, what's the betting Denis only shagged the Maggon once? And is it any wonder he spent the rest of his days pissed as a newt?

Re: Obnoxious mummy's boy

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:24 pm
by steve56
he should have his KNIGHTHOOD taken away from him.

Re: Obnoxious mummy's boy

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:54 pm
by Pervert
Not his knighthood. It's a baronetcy passed on when Denis passed on. But I agree there are people in Wormwood Scrubs more worthy of ennoblement than that front bottom.

Re: Obnoxious mummy's boy

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:55 pm
by steve56
denis he was always pissed.