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A mod.

No...really.
I was just wondering what the CV requires.
As I have my own website, I feel I understand the requirements of running a polite group.
I'd be more than happy to help out, so please, think about it Mods.

You think JJ wants to be a mod?
Or is he a mod.
I couldn't handle it if he was to become teachers pet and be all Modlike.

I hope you're proud, Holden. Magoo was due to sit his finals in modship this week, but you had to provoke him into his Tourette's temperament, and now he's been told he's not wanted. Shame on you!

Never mind, Maggs, they might make you milk monitor.

Yeah or grass up the ones who turn up late...no wait, I think that position has a candidate.

On the grassing question, while not commenting on the incident that's bothering you:

If I knew someone who had committed a major crime (severe assault, murder, rape, armed robbery), I'd have no worries about grassing them --- whoever they were.

That's totally different dude!
If I knew of a rapist, murderer, paedophile etc I'd do the same thing after having set a mob on them.
There is a difference though otherwise I'd be the dumbest bastard ever.

You said it with Major Crime.
That's going to the right authorities.
Perhaps I should clear up grass. Grass in the sense of making a fast buck thru News of the Slags.
I really hate the whole kiss 'n' tell brigade.
It's just shit and nobody ever gets respect for it.
Look at Faria Alam, Rebecca Loos et al.
Just salacious & sordid.
Tabloid grass is where I stand on this.

Notice Holdens use of the word 'one' which shows what a posh fucka he is!
How does 'one' become a mod........
I bet he eats muesle for breakfast, or kedgeree............Oh! I say chaps, how does one become a poofter, 'bend over holders' well show you!
Oh! thank you kind sir, do I owe you anything?

I suggest Lizzie, you watch The Breakfast Club.
The scene where John Bender (Pfnaar pfnaar) asks the Janitor How "One" Becomes A Janitor.


If however, you are looking for a slagging match, bring it on Elizabeth and get Margaret to help you out.
Notice how Mags and Liz are girls names....ooohhh duck keeee (limp wristed teapot action gesture)