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A friend of mine just told me he had been incontinent for a few months, fuck me I said, your only bastard 35!, he told me I was a deaf bastard, he meant on the Continent, Berlin, Saville etc.
I told him he had a speech impediment.

A rumour ciculated in my father's home town that he had become an RC.
The origin of this was that we were going to Rhodes and his next door neighbour misheard it as Lourdes.

Mart