Women Becoming Shapeless?
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 3:53 pm
It?s as I feared ? women, in general, are becoming shapeless (hence, less attractive to the avarage geezer).
An article in today?s Sunday Times reports that ?
?The hourglass figure has officially been declared dead. A government-backed study has revealed that the average British woman?s waistline has expanded by more than 6in since the 1950?s; busts, hips and height, by contrast, have changed only slightly.
The result is that the typical female form is almost straight (AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!), in contrast to the narrower waists and curves of the 1950?s woman.
The national sizing survey, to be published on Wednesday, was commissioned by the DTI and 17 high street clothing chains?.
These findings seem to concur with a (serious) study of Playboy centrefold measurements over the last four decades that was published in the British Medical Journal? 18 months ago. It also confirms my growing awareness that many of the ?models? in contemporary porn seem to be bland, shapeless and/or scrawny, with precious little evidence of ?a waist?.
Officer Dibble
An article in today?s Sunday Times reports that ?
?The hourglass figure has officially been declared dead. A government-backed study has revealed that the average British woman?s waistline has expanded by more than 6in since the 1950?s; busts, hips and height, by contrast, have changed only slightly.
The result is that the typical female form is almost straight (AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!), in contrast to the narrower waists and curves of the 1950?s woman.
The national sizing survey, to be published on Wednesday, was commissioned by the DTI and 17 high street clothing chains?.
These findings seem to concur with a (serious) study of Playboy centrefold measurements over the last four decades that was published in the British Medical Journal? 18 months ago. It also confirms my growing awareness that many of the ?models? in contemporary porn seem to be bland, shapeless and/or scrawny, with precious little evidence of ?a waist?.
Officer Dibble