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I am going to Bedforshire
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:46 pm
by Lizard
I am! I,m taking my bladder for a walk, then I will retire to my boudoir, don my smoking jacket, fill a pan, smoke a tab, drink some port, may have a scone, then sleep, oh! I may watch a film first, schindlers list, or something lightwieght like that!
Holden= bender...
Re: I am going to Bedforshire
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:16 am
by Ace
you mean you got ran out of town, eh Mags?
Re: I am going to Bedforshire
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 10:41 am
by Tez
When i saw the title i thought..great i'll get 2 meet up with Liz,get shit faced and stare at ladies breasts as i live in Bedford...i then realised he meant he was going to bed and thats one place i aint never going near with Liz!!
Tez
"Biggin up da Bedford massif!!!"...or something like that
Re: I am going to Bedforshire
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 11:54 am
by Lizard
Sorry to dissapoint you Tez, but I may get to Bedford one day, Iv,e very probably been, as I have been to most places, is it in Scotland? and do they have any castles there...
Re: I am going to Bedforshire
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:00 pm
by jj
Lizard wrote:
> and do they have any castles there...
No, but they have a nice sandy beach, and a small roundabout (for kiddies, not the sort for cars). And a Town Hall, proving that it is, as they say, a real town and not merely a city,village or conurbation.
Oh, and there's a brothel at 47, Union Carbide Street, in the west end of the town.
Apparently.