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According to my scources, the 2012 Olympics have been awarded to Bradford! instead of London, a spokesperson for the council said " I,m well fuckin chuffed me", and went on to explain the new events that will take place, " reet, well be avin pidgeon racin, watersports (wink wink), dominoes, pie juggling, and the unique vomit projectile 10/15/20cm,s.
The main stadium is to be built next year, and will house 1400 people, all homeless, the canoeing will take place in Bradford park, and a new portacabin will be erected for the darts. Counciller Stan Broadarse said" it,s the best thing to appen ta Braddy, since we didnt get bombed during WW11, and will put the place on the world stage"
A spokesperson for Kelly Holmes said! "fuck me, your jokin aint yer"!
Tickets go on sale next year from all good newsagents, and chippies, and the closing ceromony will have a 'pea and pie' supper for everyone.
Sounds top.

As long as it doesn't come south of the Watford Gap (or better still, north of Calais), fine.
Colossal waste of money- Montreal are still paying a tax surcharge for theirs, and when was that? About 40 B.C?

So....have you booked Michelle's taxi yet?
And I haven't had a call from the Off-Licence.........

im looking fwd to the hide and seek race.

She doesn,t need a taxi, I,m bringing her meself, as she,s been staying with me for the last month!, anyone for sloppy seconds!, actually make that thirds, Holdens been there too

Liar !! She is a woman of taste and refinement, and wouldn't have touched either of youse fellas with a very very long disinfected stick.

Just to be on the safe side, I'll get Sophie Raworth to lick her out thoroughly first.
Once she's cleaned the stables and red-leaded me doorstep, of course.

Just to clarify, and bearing in mind that I didn't see Messiah, is this the American actress Michelle Forbes?

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Er, can I come and watch? just to make sure she does a thorough job you understand, I may be able to help with the health&safety aspect.....

Yes.
Oh yes.
YES !

YES !! YEESSSS!!!!


YEEEEEESSSSS !!!!!!

Excuse me: I need to, um, er........back in a minute.

I always appreciate H&S input.
What a fine body of men and women Bill Callaghan has at his disposal. Oh yes. And such a realisitc and responsible attitude, not at all like an idiotic, empire-building megalomaniac who's in favour of all-body condoms, driving at no more than 2 mph, and not letting kids out of the house till they're 104.......

What do you mean, 'liar'?

She's a damn fine looking woman. I wondered what had happened to her when she drove out of Homicide: Life On The Street.