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JJ,s New Ikea House!

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:28 pm
by Lizard
For all of you who have been gagging to see JJ,s new house, which he furnished with circa:1948 furniture, here it is (and very nice too)


I,m sure we all wish him well in his new gaff.


Re: JJ,s New Ikea House!

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:30 pm
by Lizard
Btw, you really should trim that beard.


Re: JJ,s New Ikea House!

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:39 pm
by jj
No way: you should see the size of the flies I catch with it.
Yum !!

Re: JJ,s New Ikea House!

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:43 pm
by Pervert
JJ Renfield's new book, 101 Ways Of Eating An Insect, is on sale in all bad bookshops priced 99p.

Re: JJ,s New Ikea House!

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:46 pm
by jj
With something pushing 2 million species, there MUST be more ways than that.

Did he do the one with ripe figs and Lea & Perrins?
Or the one where you fry caddis-flies in DERV and a soupcon of angosture for added zing?

Re: JJ,s New Ikea House!

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:50 pm
by Pervert
I didn't get past Roasted Dung Beetle, roasted in the original dung.

Re: JJ,s New Ikea House!

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:04 pm
by Lizard
Never mind all that fly shit!, what a gaff eh!!!!!


Re: JJ,s New Ikea House!

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:31 pm
by Pervert
I think it's crying out for a visit by Linda Barker.

Re: JJ,s New Ikea House!

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:36 pm
by Lizard
Man, so am I.......


Re: JJ,s New Ikea House!

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:36 pm
by jj
Wot? That bunny-boiler?
Grizzlies, yes: cougars, OK- but please, no Mad Decorating Bitches from the Dark Zones..........