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Why are they so SMALL?
I started this one no more than five minutes ago, honest, and it's already fucking EMPTY.
Well?

What do the Maitres des Premiers Crus de Bordeaux and all those other silly be-ribboned bastards (sorry, batardes, fils des putains, salauds , etc etc) have to say about THAT, eh?
EH?
Now, I have to go out and risk being mugged or homosexually gang-raped by passers-by, or exorbitant local offfy-pricing or over-zealous minicab-drivers, whatever.
I hope you're happy now.

Nver fear the answer to your prayers is here



One of those oak casks should do the job

Then its just a matter of getting a drip stand,bag & tube from your local NHS
(plenty of closed down wards)....if you think I'm joking...i the eighties in OZ there was a product called Plasma Port that came in a 2 litre bag with tube that could be hung from a drip stand

Sit back in your Chesterfield and start receiving treatment

I'd recommend sleeping there as well so you can recive breakfast at the crack of dawn

cheers
B....OZ

Wot, in W9?
A Nebuchadnezzar? Or (showing off that he can spell it proper-like, or a Methuselah, or a Jeroboam, or a...... Oi !! Elsie ! Gimme back that fucking Bible (AV, natch) ! Bitch, she's worse than that Bathbreeder slag, and that cow with the scissors, wossername, Eliza, yeah, see, David sorted her though, the cow, or was it that big geezer, the Philarmonic bloke with the man-tits, like Holden only Jewish.......
[Ed's note: is H of the Hebraic Faith, or the Islamic? And are not man-tits haram, as the prophet Trac'y-al-Br'ai'n'tre'e said in the Great Book of Falafel, and the Wearer Thereof Shall Suffer Eternal Damnation and No Virgins Whatsoever, Nov WAy, Guy, Whatever,?]......
Anyhoo, who gives a SHIT whether you can eat prawns or not? Especially when what most soft lardy southerners call prawns are shrimps that any decent person north of Beaconsfield would piss on, they've gotta have CLAWS ferChrissake, and bugger those poncy Frog bastards for nicking them all and callinng them something linguine, or something, and covering them with garlic...... [our restaurant critic writes....]

W1, maybe.
PS- sorry I slipped into permanent italics there.
Lack of wine, obviously.

Well, I have an aweful confession to make.
I'm a wine drinker (at weekends) but (gulp, blushes)
a) NZ wine is more expensive than OZ
b) Wine boxes are a better bargain than bottles.

Now I have to have a drink to forget this.

Mart

100? a bottle in 60s soho was watered down i heard,