The Independent interviews Jenna J
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:46 pm
In today's Independent newspaper an advert appears for Independent On Sunday's interview tomorrow with Jenna Jameson.
I care about this SOOOOO much, I'm speechless.
[APPALAUSE........ bastards.....I hate you all.....you'll never silence me, you fuckers, I have freinds, or even friends, in high places, you'll see, when the assassin's bullet strikes, my place in Whatever-the-Muslim-Good-Bit-Is, you know, That Bit Where You Get all the Virgins, and Stuff, I spit on Your Mother's Warty Nipples you Tiny-Foofooed Minusculity of Beelzebub who Eats Flies for Breakfast even though they are Haram, Thou Foullest of Utterly and Completely Foul Infidels]
Excuse me: I will be away for a moment: some gentlemen with very tight-fitting suits and extremely thin ties have just offered me an all-expenses-paid holiday in Cuba, with own view of the sea and a piece of dried bread and a fair trial in 2018 after a Mr Milosevic, whoever he is, I assume he must be the tour-guide, it would be nice to see some Roman Ruins, to be honest I'm getting a bit sick of seeing that Signor Berlusconi.....