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I,m off

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:14 pm
by Lizard
I have a plane to catch, I wish you all well, and when I return, I would prefer not to come back to 'gay' slurs or any bottom bandit rumours, I,ll fetch you all some cheap tabs...


And, of course, the stereo was perfect.

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:19 pm
by jj
Lizard wrote:
I'm off

Yes, we knew that, but were too polite to mention it.

Re: And, of course, the stereo was perfect.

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:22 pm
by Pervert
Right, let's get those rumours started.

Re: And, of course, the stereo was perfect.

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:24 pm
by jj
Well, you're the Mummy Slag, so, you first, bitch-slave.

Got the boots on yet?
And if not, why not?

Re: And, of course, the stereo was perfect.

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:27 pm
by Pervert
I'm am so glad to be hundreds of miles away from where you are.

I wonder what property prices are like in Samoa.

Re: And, of course, the stereo was perfect.

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:45 pm
by jj
Dirt-cheap.
I've got a lovely beach-hut there, if you're interested.

There's this lovely olive-skinned houseboy, I'll throw him in for an extrea ?50 a week.
Does a mean bolognese.

At least, I think that's what he said...............


Re: And, of course, the stereo was perfect.

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:48 pm
by Pervert
Okay, that's another place scored off my list.

Re: And, of course, the stereo was perfect.

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:59 pm
by jj
Ogf course, we could sort this all out immediately (which would mean you escape with bruises rather than the usual, entirely as a complimetary feature-detail, permanent scars and liver-transplant),shoul Magoo upgrade from his current steam-operated Brunel-vintage calculating-machine to something a llittle more 20th c.

Or even 19th C.....that'do........Watching the Detectives- what didya think of his 'operee'?, MR C? [Our resident Opera critic, for you newboys.......]