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Inspired by the discussion elsewhere about guitar legend Ritchie Blackmore and his ridiculous wig I'm starting a personal vendetta to out celebs sporting syrups/rugs and any other form of un-natural thatches. It may seem cruel but it's for their own good as they would feel so much better if they shaved it all off.
Here goes;

Ritchie Blackmore (Birds nest-like atrocity)
Gary Numan (He lives nearby and I've seen his rug at close quarters. Gary you're a musical icon and a great guy but, for fuck's sake, get rid of the wig!!)
Robin Gibb (You're not fooling anybody)
Terry Wogan (Unconfirmed as a rug but I have my suspicions)

Can't think of any more at the moment.

bruce forsyth.

Damn, forgot him. Would suggesting Mo Mowlam be too cruel?

what about reg varney,jimmy tarbuck?

Frank Sinatra had a rug

Not quite relevant, but there is a company up here that shows birds of preys (might be a raptor centre), but some wonderful wit there christened an American bald eagle "Syrup."

Jimmy Young and David Frost, Chuck Heston.

Ted Danson

Slightly more obscure but Craig T Nelson, who was looking well bald in Poltergeist and The Killing Fields yet seems to have rediscovered his hair in several ego trips (sorry, top vanity TV shows).

And of course the Shat, old James T Kirk himself.

Frankly, they just look ridiculous.

Gene Simmons from Kiss, his bandmate Paul Stanley's overly luxuriant barnet looks pretty suspicious too.

So many of these "Metal Gods" must be bald in reality but rug-up for gigs. I prefer old school rockers like Mick Fleetwood who combine rock'n'roll long hair at the back with a bald head on top for a superb rock'n'roll look.

Oh we forgot Elton John as well!

What about Gary Glitter? Has he been mentioned? The shots I saw of him without a wig were epic!