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Girlie Men

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:05 pm
by Lizard
I,m Back you mothers, and jolly fucking tired too, I,m also pleased to see Holden started 'another' 9/11 thread ( the little bonny bum bandit), I might fuck off now- oh, alright I,ll stay a while, here,s my take on the whole 9/11 theory....
Princess Dianna flew that plane into the Pentagon, it,s obvious really, John Kennedy was having a shit in the planes toilet at the time, and backed it up, the planes hydrolics were knocked out, and then just as she was filing her nails, she lost control and the rest is history, Jack Daniels was also on the plane, but never got a mention, but it was J.R.Woodbine who said 'lets roll', as he had no ordinary cigs left, and only a packet of rizzla,s in his pocket.
You only have to ask me you monkeys, I,ll put you straight.....


Re: Girlie Men

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:07 pm
by steve56
where was nixon,archer,thatcher?

Re: Girlie Men

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:10 pm
by steve56
wait i know archer was fucking maggie in the cockpit dennis caught them went berserk.

Re: Girlie Men

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:22 pm
by Lizard
Mmmm, Gala pie, chips and beans I hope, I,ve had a wierd week, I mean wierd, still I appreciate the rumours, I,ll have my people call your people, and we will do lunch..


Re: Girlie Men

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:35 pm
by Lizard
You big soft tripehound shitster boneboy, Iv,e missed you as well, but lets not get carried away, or Holden will have a field day, after he gets parole..


Re: Girlie Men

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:47 pm
by Lizard
I am laughing a lot at that! I may have cacked meself.....time for a swift one I think, the suns well over the yardarm


Re: Girlie Men

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:40 pm
by diplodocus
lol, I shouldn't really bite to the conspiracy nonsense but I can't help it. Maybe I should join the 'lets make an even more outrageous theory' idea, sounds fun.....hmmmmm, I reckon Barrymore is Harry's dad