egafd.com

Cats shitting in your garden?

It's payback time!

So we were right all along? You're not a pussy lover? You big strawberry touching funnyboy.

Aha, rumbled!

That'll learn you, you big Mary.

Good game though if you have, as I do, have hours to waste!

I haven't even looked. Not with five cats running around the house. Mind you, beats having messy little humans cluttering the place up, and stops Mrs MensWorld & Mayfair from getting broody... although she does have some young lesbian friends who may want me to sire a child! No turkey basters involved, either.

'young lesbian friends' eh? Marvellous!

What exactly are you waiting for?

They could at least put on a floor show for you, couldn't they?

There was talk of a foursome. Don't know who the other bird'll be. Hey, maybe the missus meant her? Aw. That won't be any fun!

Those pesky wives ruin all the fun!

After one sister-in-law getting her norks out in that wet t-shirt contest, the other (equally cute) one whipped off her top in a bar on Saturday night - think I married the wrong sister!

See, the key word there is 'married'. I'm still reeling at the idea of the missus joining in on a foursome. That's ruined it for me. I'm going to need a kilo of Viagra and a block and tackle to get a raise now...