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I never read all that vacuous celebrity gossip bollocks you understand. However, something did catch my eye the other evening, concerning Robbie Williams.

It was a book written by, or interview with, the geezer who co-wrote 'Angels' - Robbie's biggest hit. Now, it seems they were both at a celebrity New Year's Eve party at someone's big posh gaff, where everyone got plastered and they all ended up crashing in any available bedroom. Anyhow, the song writing chap is woken from his Krug induced slumber in the early hours by activity and movement in the bedroom - it was only fuckin' Robbie with his stonka out trying to remove our chaps Y-fronts so he could bum him! Fackin' hell!.. So our chap tells Robbie in no uncertain terms to "Get off me yer fuckin' bummer! What's the matter with you man"?

Anyhow, Robbie goes all sulky then and says, "OK then, be like that. I'm not bothered..."

I knew he was 'a wrong un'.


Officer Dibble

he admitted he was bisexual yrs ago and later boasted hes girlfriend liked him putting ice cubes on her tits.Officer Dibble wrote:

> I never read all that vacuous celebrity gossip bollocks you
> understand. However, something did catch my eye the other
> evening, concerning Robbie Williams.
>
> It was a book written by, or interview with, the geezer who
> co-wrote 'Angels' - Robbie's biggest hit. Now, it seems they
> were both at a celebrity New Year's Eve party at someone's big
> posh gaff, where everyone got plastered and they all ended up
> crashing in any available bedroom. Anyhow, the song writing
> chap is woken from his Krug induced slumber in the early hours
> by activity and movement in the bedroom - it was only fuckin'
> Robbie with his stonka out trying to remove our chaps Y-fronts
> so he could bum him! Fackin' hell!.. So our chap tells Robbie
> in no uncertain terms to "Get off me yer fuckin' bummer! What's
> the matter with you man"?
>
> Anyhow, Robbie goes all sulky then and says, "OK then, be like
> that. I'm not bothered..."
>
> I knew he was 'a wrong un'.
>
>
> Officer Dibble

I think he'd fuck anything that shows a sign of life

Ego-driven tosser

Sad to say I've been in a similar position(replace celebrity asshole with male workmate/drinking companion)

I broke 2 of the bastards fingers for his unwanted advances while I slept

If you don't ask permission to enter you deserve what you get

cheers
B....OZ

Nice one officer! it,s good to know your still the 'protector' of the forums insider knowledge, we can all sleep well tonight knowing that little gem, I also am privvy to some gossip about Mr W, and his horizontal preferences, you are quite right to think he may be a 'wrong un', maybe the lyrics should be changed to ' I,m loving benders instead'.
Congratulations Dibble, a fine piece of coppering! may the force etc......

'Tis a goldie for sure, and certainly evergreen.

Robbie - older but none the wiser, bless - was probably yearning for his younger, more carefree Take That days.