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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says "well I can clearly see your nuts"..........I'm bored

Surprise Surprise



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B....OZ

Doctor, every one keeps ignoring me!
Next patient please!

Doctor, I think I'm a pair or curtains.
Pull yourself together.

Mart

Doctor, one minute I think I'm a Tee-Pee then the next I think I'm a Wig-Wam.

You're too tense.

And Holden's transformation into Tarby continues

Yeah all I need is a big fat gap between my teeth and a fuck off scouse accent.
Gerbil cheeked, chipmunk fuck.

I bet you'll all offer to put a gap in my teeth with your size 16 gumboots.

No, he's one of the faux Scousers, like Cilla and Doddy, who proudly wallow in their so-called working class Liverpudlian roots, but piss off to Surrey or Cheshire whenever they can and vote Tory.

Why is it that that particular burnt out breed of "Boom boom wahey" fat cunt "comedian", feels the need to play golf and then inform the rest of us at every available opportunity that they had a round with Brucie, Tarby, Doddy, Tomo, Deso..blah fucking blah.
Who gives a fuck.
Namedropping, underachieving, burnt out, slack jawed fucking troglodytes.

Golf - A game where a white man can dress like a black pimp and get praised.

Fucking wanky shit cunt elitest game. I'd fucking blow their arms off and THEN ask them what their handicap was.

I FUCKING HATE GOLF. IT'S FOR CUNTS AND ANY INDUSTRY PEOPLE THAT DARE TO ADMIT TO IT WILL FEEL MY WRATH........slags.


Ok, I feel better now, medication was wearing off.
Anyone for a quick round on the 18th?

Freemasonry in the outdoors.

Mart

You said it bro