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......'e's a right arseole.

........sorry: 'Arsehole', wiv a Capital A.
And an 'H', like you posh persons like it.


I hate him.


I really do.


Ohhh, end heeaarrrw are the rest of you chips, BTW, all bib 'n tucker? Best firmly-pressed stiff dicky up front, yah? Lovely, super, yah. Yum.

Billiards, anyone?
Miss Havisham? Gordon? Algy?


PS: Woodgnome: fuck off. This is private.

Do I detect all is not well in JJ Manors?

He's gone downhill ever since he let Magoo stay for the weekends.

It's almost like Dr JJ And Mr Magoo. He drank the secret formula (Newcy Broon) and hasn't been the same since.

They're probably both sitting at the same PC trying to focus long enough to find the "Enter" key.

It's why I never drink, that and the waking up nude chained to Buck Palace every morning.
Oh how I used to laugh when Fergie would play cricket with my love wicket.

Three major rules for life:

Never drink and drive.

Never drink and post.

Never drink and let a member of the royal family take liberties with your person.

Well I was dazzled by her ginger hair.
I was trying to inform her that she should do something with it as ginger folk invariably look like they're related to Muppets.

Ah well, t'was worth it I suppose.


What are you doing up so late anyway Crax?

This is my usual wandering around time. I am a creature of the night.

5 am postings are nothing unusual to me.

What about yourself? Shouldn't you be tucked up with a Brillo-pad minged member of the aristocracy?

That's only on Tuesdays.

Tonight is when I pull my hairs out trying to edit a fucking poxy piece of shite video.
I get all petulant and childish and throw DV tape across the room while screaming, "Oh fuck it. Bollocks then. I wont bother you cunt."

My PC just stares back at me, like Garfield but without the claws.

In which case, I'll let you get on. Time for some food and a little telly.

See you later, mate.