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i have been away from this horrid place for some time now.

i am on detox!

anyway...i am a)taken by ur words for me. such poetry. its like.....prince!
the poets of all poets yet hark. i fear holden is now my new master of all alphabetetical oral abstracts.

and b) the amount of times u have used my name of recent. i am overwhelmed to the point of gidyness.

do u fancy me or what?

or... the more sinester. the darkness beyond that believes me to feel that u may not be holden but yet may be someone not so affected on this forum.

in other words u have the psycotic tendancies of a certain person whos name starts with a t and and ends with a WANKER...k.

however my dear holden i am here for u to love honer and obey for now and forever til death do us part for richer and for poorer. ahmen.

may we both be in twisted bliss forever.



thank u thank u. my shakspearean studies were one of my favourites.

and i can do my own poems too.


god is good we scream and shout it
god is good we celebrate
porn is bad it makes us all mad
porn is bad it and its fake.

Truly wonderful writings Sandie, I,m quite fond of a good ode meself!, you obviously have an inner desire to express all things oral.....

ps. Dont be worrying about Holden, he,s a phsycotic shirt lifter, and prone to stalking celebrities, plus he,s gone off on a tantrum somewhere..

Psychotic?
Moi?

T....k?
If you were a dude, I'd have to slap you with a glove.

No ma'am, I'm not in the slightest way T'esque.

A little Adrian Mole perhaps, but that's the lamest I get.

However, I can be as twisted as the next sane soul so don't hold it against me...hold it against yourself.
Anyway, I'd like to get something straight between us.....when are you free for a MacDonalds or Starbucks?
Somewhere very public in case you turn out to be a total nut nut psycho.


So as you've been away, care to share and indulge the safe haven as opposed to shaven haven you've found?

I drove to the point
Where two worlds met
And moulded a future
Then watched it set.

As the morning rose
And the night did cower
The future froze
And we shared the power.


Holden.
Oct. 29th 2004

I have to agree with Magoo Sandie, Holden is a 'dwarf bummer', and will let you down when you see him in real life. You will be expecting George Clooney, and will a get Ken Dodd lookalike with halitosis.
Stick to the real deal, nip round to Magoos for some real action, he,s a tough 'no no nonsense' geordie with a heart of gold, and feet of cheese, yep! what you see is what you get.....credit card bills, old take away cartons, a stack of empty 'broon ale' bottles to rival Imelda Marcus,s collection of shoes, and a raving alcoholic to boot.... what more could a girl want?...apart from ME.