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I remember about 5 or 6 years ago there were these so-called business gurus claiming that shopping malls would disappear as everyone would shop on the net. BAH ! I said.

Then they reckoned that newspapers would all go broke and that books would be replaced by fucking ' e-books '. BAH ! I said again.

When they said that we'd all be able to work from home by using the web, once again I scoffed " BAH ! " and continued wanking off to pictures of Stephanie Swift.

Well, what a fool I've been eh ? Just as the Y2K bug lead to the destruction of the world, I now find all books are being published on Oh-So-Easy-To-Read LCD screens, newspapers have disappeared and that bricklayers, truck drivers and football players all simply work from home carrying out their tasks with a mouse and keyboard. My local shopping mall has been bulldozed and replaced with a pudding library.

Interesting. I've only ever bought CDs and books ( the paper ones ) from the web so its interesting to hear what shitty food you get with online shopping. And I guess they've got you by the balls because you probably have to sign a slip saying " Received in good order " before they even hand it over. Pisses me off that.