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US Foreign relations!!!!

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:13 am
by mart
A recent incident in NZ. The full account can be read from the link at the end.

Two weeks ago, at the same time that American forces were preparing to liberate Fallujah, a sign appeared at a culvert on the causeway by
Christchurch Estuary. This was not unusual. Signs on culverts there were a local custom: Welcome home Millie, Congratulations Cookie and Liz, Happy birthday Francine, the kind of cosy messages that you'd expect in one of comfortable Christchurch's tight zones. That Tuesday, though, something different appeared. Alongside a sign reading "Happy 18th Ailsa", Tony Tucker, described as a local property investor, put up a placard: "American Shame: War Criminal Elected." It was important that people expressed their views openly, Tucker said later; after all, around the world people were dying for exactly that right.
The sign had broadcast its message to passing traffic for only a few minutes when Larry Detrich arrived. Detrich was a retired American computer consultant who had spent the last six summers in seaside Sumner. He decided to deconflict the airspace. He tore down the sign. He
explained to a Christchurch Press photographer that the sign was the work
of "socialist, communist, scum", representing a hateful fringe element of
New Zealand. And, he said, he did not want his friends coming down here
and being insulted. Having struck a blow for the free world, effected
regime change at the culvert and saved his friends from offence all with a
single surgical strike, Detrich declared mission accomplished and went on
his way.
Reaction was conducted entirely through letters to the editor of the Press. Shock and awe, catastrophic success, humanitarian mission, sensitive site exploitation ? perhaps it was a victory for all of those, but the battle for hearts and minds in south-east Christchurch remained unwon.Detrich faced mounting insurgency among the civilian population. They accused him of intolerance. They wanted certain Yanks to go home........

The NZ Listener


Mart


Re: US Foreign relations!!!!

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:59 pm
by mart
You still don't get it Bimmercat. If you behave abroad like that guy did in Christchurch......
Gee, I just give up with you.

Mart


Re: US Foreign relations!!!!

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 8:10 pm
by Rude Boy
As untrendy as it may be, and there is nobody less concerned about being "Cool" than me, I'm going to stand up and say, "I love America and Americans."

Here's a few things I dig about the USA;

They gave us Anastacia, the Fender Stratocaster, Hustler, Coca Cola, Meat Loaf, Jim Steinman, the B17 Flying Fortress, Jenna Jameson, Prince, Stephen King, the Marshall amplifier, hot-looking girls with sexy accents who ask YOU if you want to fuck them, Cheri magazine, Bruce Springsteen, the band Chic, Pink (The singer not the "Spread Shot"), films with Edward Norton in 'em, Spike Lee films, various US companies that have given ME shitloads of money thus paying for my house and car, the entire state of Montana, Gwen Stefani, the California coastline, Discovery Cove in Orlando, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Madison Square Gardens, "House of 1000 Corpses" and so on...

That's a lot of good stuff! I couldn't give a fuck about George Bush and his policies, they don't affect me!!

Re: US Foreign relations!!!!

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:31 pm
by fevrd
Has it ever occurred to anyone that if you didn't watch the news or read the papers (or get involved in discussions like this) you would never know anything about any of the terrible things that go on in the world because they never affect you?

So to put it in perspective, it's all happening on telly and if you don't like what's on telly don't watch it (as we tell all the prudes when naughties are on).

fevrd

Re: US Foreign relations!!!!

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:32 pm
by fevrd
The correct response to such a message would be to write across it FUK OF COMMY BASTIDS. Then you got a debate.

fevrd

Re: US Foreign relations!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:15 am
by mart
Proving, of course, that Americans are illiterate.

Mart


Re: US Foreign relations!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 1:56 pm
by Rude Boy
"Things I like from the UK would include: Elvis Costello, The Jam, James Bond films, Anthony Hopkins, Gary Oldman, Liz Hurley, Kate Winslett, Bass Pale Ale, Newcastle Brown Ale, Virgin Internet Radio, David Bowie, Micheal Caine, Robert Carlyle, The Office, The Full Monty, Led Zeppelin....I could go on..."

Oh you guys deserve all that. Sorry for forgetting Van Halen, I forgot "The Excorcist" too. Yes we do pretty well for a small island, here's a few of my favourite UK cool things;

Black Sabbath, Led Zep, Pink Floyd, Bowie, Peter Gabriel, Jaguar "E Type", MGB Roadster (Chrome bumper models only), Rolls Royce Shadow 2, Keith Moon, Viv Stanshall (There's no eccentric like a British eccentric!), the Lancaster bomber, Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, Oxford, Scottish Highlands, Long Melford, the Spitfire (The fighter not the car), Steptoe and Son, Fiesta magazine, Viz, Steve Coogan, The Office, The Two Ronnies and tons of other stuff I've forgotten.

Oh shit, with the exception of Steve Coogan and The Office all our cool stuff is pretty old! Chavs and reality tv anyone? Thought not.

Other notable mentions for Canada (Rush and the scenery), Italy (Ferrari) and Hungary (The women).

Re: US Foreign relations!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:24 pm
by Jonboy
Bimmer , would have expected a bit better from you. The world does not hate Americans , in fact when less than 40 % of the population have passports, we welcome them. By and large they are decent people. It is just pricks like the person described above who creates a wrong impression. Don't think 'Go Home ' applies to all Americans in NZ . Kiwi's are perhaps the most travelled race and the most tolerant and this is rounding on a prick , not hating a nation