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Piss Poor Double Acts
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:17 pm
by Ace
Leading on from Ant & Dec...............who are/were the worst, piss poor double acts that appeared on TV?
I nominate the piss poor Little and Large who really were gash. TV Hell is apt in this description.
Best double act was Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street, now they could show Morcombe and Wise a thing or two about comedy and timing
Re: Piss Poor Double Acts
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:23 pm
by steve56
little and large were ok at 1st but after a while like a lot of tv then got boring,
Re: Piss Poor Double Acts
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:26 pm
by Cate
The Crankies were appalling, some old Scottish Women 4 foot something wearing a school uniform, sitting on some guys lap pretending to be a ventriloquist, very strange, as were Cannon and Ball. Bobby Ball and that moustach very suspect.
Cate.
Re: Piss Poor Double Acts
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:28 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
Worst...
Bush & Blair
Morcambe & Wise. Sorry, but I find them as funny as shooting my cock with a nail gun.
"Oh you gotta luv them int ya!"......No you fucking don't.
The Best....
Beavis & Butthead. They rule like no others have ever ruled before.
Skinner & Baddi....CUNT CUNT CUNT
Re: Piss Poor Double Acts
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:28 pm
by Ace
Cannon and Ball were also piss poor, and do you know how they make a living now?
They tour Christian churches as 'Born Again Christians' giving speeches for inflated prices.
Re: Piss Poor Double Acts
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:29 pm
by steve56
fran and anna were a pain in the arse.
Re: Piss Poor Double Acts
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:31 pm
by steve56
she was a midget or gidget?
Re: Piss Poor Double Acts
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:35 pm
by Cate
Bob Carolgees and that spit the dog from TISWAS, god that guy annoyed the hell out of me, I always secretly hoped spit the dog would sik his ball sack alas it never happened, another damned annoying paring were Rod Hull and Emu, dam there are so many to choose from.
Cate.
Re: Piss Poor Double Acts
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:38 pm
by Cate
she was a midget or gidget?
what ever she is im glad she aint a widget, hate to see that at the bottom of my can of draught Ale.
Cate.
Re: Rod Hull and Emu
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:38 pm
by Ace
I sold a video to a squaddie of 'this minor celebraty with his hand up a birds arse' about 10 years ago, and gave him a Rod Hull and Emu tape. He promptly sold it on to a Gurkha, I think........they love that shit!!