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Alright, fess up! I,ll start...The most embarrasing moment for me, was sitting in a club one night with a group of friends, I was a little pissed, when they started talking about a guy we all went to school with, when I was asked what I remembered of him, I just said, he was a right soft cunt, who was probably cleaning shit off toilet walls now!
I had been set up, he was the club owner, and was sitting two seats down from me!!, I just simply didn,t recognise him, as it had been a few years and a few drinks ago.., I thought of backtracking, but faced it out, the rest of the evening was slightly uncomfortable, and when the tour bus arrived, I waited till people had drifted off before pissing on thier beds...cunts!

My most embarrasing moment was when I was living with a friend and she had a little dog kept jumping on the window and moving the netting, and this guy used to call around all the time I hated him, he was just a mate to her, she told me if he knocks just hide by the chair he has a habbit of looking through the window, he knocked and I did as she said and hid behind the chair the dam dog jumped up and moved the netting and he was able to see me hiding behind the chair, I looked at him smiled and said there it is I found it picking up a magazine.

He later told my friend before I opened the door he heard the dog yelp, was me kicking it up the stairs.

Cate.

Okay, let's just say it involved an amount of vomit and a dog that felt the need to shake itself in a busy room after being honked on.

slipped on me arse while singing its getting better at the educational guidance centre.

I cant believe it was only twice, did you get some in your burt reynolds type 70,s tash you used to have, women dont find that attractive these days, and I apologise all these years later for backing up your club bogs!

Throwing up and blocking an entire Football Club Latrine for 30 minutes on a saturday night and then being forced to unblock it by hand.Like playing in a very stagnant but still running creek(they just kept pissing regardless of the blockage)

cheers
B....OZ

Mine was now a couple of yrs back was with my g/f at the time and we were seeing some friends of ours of and Heathrow T4, and i remember it vivid as it was a cold march and i was outside having a cig when g/f put her cold hands down the front of my jeans to warm them up, didn't think nothing of it till i walked back into the terminal and there i was standing there with a bulge in my jeans being clearly visable and everyone looking a me.....lol

I could feel my face going bright red and just wanted to hide and she has the most wicked grin on her face.

Live life to the Maxx , Don't judge others and they won't judge you , Let people own there own shit!!