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Thin, skinny birds...
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:19 am
by Lizard
Gotta love em!......mmmm, skinnier the better, and tits like peanut smugglers.
Re: Thin, skinny birds...
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:33 am
by Pervert
So, Lizard fancies Paris Hilton then, or is it Tara Palmer-Boomptier?
Re: Thin, skinny birds...
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:22 am
by Holden MacGroyn
A million punds I've just beat S56 from saying "Thin Lizzy".
What a cracker of a joke ahahahaha......tool
Re: Thin, skinny birds...
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:46 am
by Lizard
I,d bang both of them, and use Nicole Kidmans fanny as an ash tray!
Re: Thin, skinny birds...
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:48 am
by Pervert
Sorry, but Nicole is getting way too thin.
Re: Thin, skinny birds...
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:58 am
by Holden MacGroyn
She's also a ginger.
I would have to refuse her entry to my love palace.
Demi Moore, Salma Hayek & Angelina Jolie would be more than fucking welcome though.
As I have claimed them, you can't have them.
Re: Thin, skinny birds...
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:02 am
by Lizard
"As I have claimed them, you can't have them."
Bit too late for that Holdup! the deeds done.
Re: Thin, skinny birds...
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:05 am
by Holden MacGroyn
No, no that's you dreaming again.
They are here in my bed saying "Is that Lizard talking shite again?"
Hang on bro, one sec...what's that Demi? Yes that's right, he probably has got a two inch pecker. What's that Angie? Oh I know he probably couldn't get laid in a morgue...Hey Salma, stop doing that, it's well pervy.
Sorry Lizo where was I.
Yeah, I rule and you don't.
Now go find your own harem.
Have Mandy Dingle for starters with her massive flapping bingo wings.
Re: Thin, skinny birds...
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:20 am
by Lizard
Ah! Mandy dingle, the famous 'salad dodger' of our time, I would,nt waste any sweat on her matey, I would rather fuck Zak!
Re: Calista Flockheart
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:22 pm
by Ace
shes the best for skinny birds..............bar none, and YES, I would!!