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Re: Ostrich Shops?

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:38 pm
by Lizard
You lookin to eat one, befriend one, or shag one Maggs? I only ask cos I,m nosy.....


Re: Your in luck

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:58 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Ossie Ostrich has been out of work for eons and is in desperate need of a home



then theres always the ostrich resource centre

cheers
B....OZ

Re: Ostrich Shops?

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 9:08 pm
by Lizard
Didn,t see it mate, remember..."ya cant give booze to a baby".


Re: Ostrich Shops?

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 9:26 pm
by Lizard
Jeera Curry, hotter than a boilermans snatch, dont do it!!, think of the mess, dont be attempting one of those things this late at night....fry an egg.
and pour chilli sause over it.
You will thank me in the morning.


Re: Ostrich Shops?

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 11:06 pm
by diplodocus
here you go mate



or you could just go to my local curry house, they do ostrich curry, and veal...it's great for winding up the veggies ;-)


Re: Lizard and Shameless

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:08 am
by Ace
Liz, email me and I will send the shameless episode, it WAS a belter, loved the squaddie getting a blowie whilst his truck gets robbed. Typical squaddies! tut!