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I know that his alter ego, the great Peter Cook, is no longer with us, but can someone put me in touch with Mr Jolly (or any other available hitman) for a job that urgently needs doing? I had put aside some small amount of money (and a larger amount of blackmail material---water buffalo should not be forced to do that, Lizard) for my old age, but am willing to spend some of it for the despatching with extreme prejudice of a sometime poster next door (Clue: "Has anyone any pics of . . . .).

Oh, and don't bother suggesting Mossad---they don't return my calls any more.

I was looking for something more in the area of dental surgery and chainsaws. But thanks for the suggestion, GD.

Just as you do with Trolls the best defence is to ignore him TOTALLY

Its funny but he doesn't post that often but just the same message in a variety of ways

Must be a hybrid of the "the boy who cried wolf syndrome"

cheers
B....OZ

'Rocky' sends his regards, he is enjoying life in the countryside, and doesn,t miss Burma at all, it was fucking hard work building that bridge...
ps. who is it you want killing, I,m actually quite good at butchering people on thier own kitchen floor in front of thier granny, and making blood bubbles appear in thier nostril,s, just at the time thier nearest and dearest bend down to kiss them!

I,ll mek us a cuppa eh?

Since you have responded to him, you must know who I'm referring to.

Best wishes to Rocky, and I'm glad he's enjoying life among the defenders of British freedom.