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Agressive drivers...
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:00 pm
by Lizard
Thats me that!, I cant help it, I must have an Illness, I just get so angry when some fucka does 35mph in an unrestricted area, where you cant overtake them, anyone else like this? or do I need threapy...(again)
Re: Agressive drivers...
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:03 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Road rage its the in thing at present so I'd assume your perfectly sane
in your angry reaction
Maybe if you invested in a tank you could just drive over the top of them
cheers
B....OZ Sensible Solutions are only a click away
Re: Agressive drivers...
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:55 pm
by Officer Dibble
Great minds think alike Liz. I was going to make a post on this very topic.
Yes, I hate those fucking boring bastards, clogging the highway up, in their 1000cc Corsas, Fiestas ?n? Micras. Why are they always travelling at 30 MPH, even on the friggin' motorway? - GET OUTTA MY WAY Y' DOZY TWAT! Jeez.
Yeah, you've seen 'em, tootling along, seagulls circling in their heads. You know who they are. Maybe they've got boring blood? Maybe a vitamin or iron supplement would help? One thing's for certain, there are many more of 'em now than there used to be. Once upon a time the road was reserved for proper drivers - like you, me, and Jerry Clarkson. All we had to put up with in those days was the odd senile duffer, wearing a porkpie hat, driving a Hillman Imp. It seems to be yet another example of 'bastards law' that now we can afford top motors to burn the road up in, we can't get out of fucking 2nd gear!
Officer Dibble
Re: Agressive drivers...
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:03 am
by Lizard
Quite right dibble, why dont they pick up tickets for 'slowing' if I speed I expect to get a fine, what about some munster doing 30 on a de-restricted road with a convoy behing them, why dont they get a ticket......
Re: Agressive drivers...
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:40 am
by R18 DVD Shop
As someone who does 40-50k miles per year I see great variances in the driving standards and acts of people but THE most annoying thing is driving along a motorway quite happily at 90 - 100mph and suddenly everyone slows down to 50mph - why? A cop car! Now I understand that not everyone wants to pass a cop car at 90 odd mph BUT why slow down to 50? The fucking limit is 70 so slow down a little yeah but not that much although the good thing is it gets all the 70mph 3rd lane hogging cunts to move into the middle lane for a while and out of my frigging way!!!
Jay
Re: Agressive drivers...
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:28 pm
by Brickboy240
Wow. Glad to see that drivers in the UK are no different than those here in the states.
Yeah, I hate the annoyingly slow fuckers, too. Even though I am not driving the Bimmer anymore, I can still manage to crank the ol' 4 cylinder Volvo up to 80mph or so on the freeway...why do these fuckers drive so slow? Do they LIKE being in traffic? I guess so.
Me, I just want to get where I am going and keep with the flow of traffic. I am neither aggressive or passive in traffic...somewhere in the middle, I guess. I'll let the Hummer and Ford Expedition drivers be the annoying fucks.
Another annoying thing is drivers that cannot use turn signals or the damn tailgaters.
-Brickboy240
Re: Agressive drivers...
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:20 pm
by Pervert
Don't get me started on the inability of drivers to use their indicators, and the general lack of courtesy. And they wonder why there's foam on my mouth when I'm shouting a friendly greeting

Re: Agressive drivers...
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:39 pm
by mart
Nothing like other drivers to get petrolheads going, except cyclists, pedestrians and speed cameras.
Btw, is there any truth in the saying "Big car, little dick"?
Mart
Re: Agressive drivers...
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:38 pm
by Lizard
Dunno Mart!, what do you drive...?
Re: Agressive drivers...
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:10 pm
by Brickboy240
I don't know about penis size on these drivers, but I do notice that the bigger the vehicle, the more rude the driver.
I am always being cut off, tailgated or almost turned into by some idiot in a Suburban, Expedition or Hummer - these people are the worst. They're usually the "look at me" status-concious types and have a I'll do what I want and screw everybody else" sort of menatlity.
Often, when I honk at these folks, whilst they're on their mobile phones, swerving into my lane, they look at me as if to say "whats your problem?"
The bigger the vehicle...often the bigger dick they ACT like...I'll give 'em that.
I guess the one advantage of petrol being so expensive everywhere else in the world is that you do not get to experience loads of these behemoth monster SUVs all over your roads, blocking your view...you're not missing a thing.
-Brickboy240