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Ken Bates Buys Leeds.... !
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:19 pm
by Lizard
No!, not the club, the City! according to the Reptilian evening news, Ken Bates has bought the whole city of Leeds for A tenner! a spokesperson for Ken said today " Ken was just going to buy the club for a Quid, when he was offered the whole city for ?10 including the drainage system, and some of the M62, he,d be a cunt to turn it down" a spokesperson for Leeds City Council said " we are skint, and we need the money, and Mr Bates has got it coming out of his arseole, so we did a deal.....
A local peson was asked his views, and although he didn,t want to be named, he said " Ken Bates should stick to 'knifing people in motel showers' as he doen,t know 'knob all' about city,s"......
Re: Ken Bates Buys Leeds.... !
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:28 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Should be a decent sized stadium when its finished with plenty of room outside for football practice and nothing else
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Ken Bates Buys Leeds.... !
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:36 pm
by Lizard
He,s 73 now Buttsie, with all that dosh, I would stay in monaco, and get me knob sucked all day...
Re: Ken Bates Buys Leeds.... !
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:17 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Think he tried that gig in Monaco
Probably shouldn't have tried it on with the Royal Princessess,posing as Santa Claus
Empire Builders are never satisfied with sitting in the sun and being pampered
Their always looking for Adulation from lesser mortals
Afterall Football is just Monopoly for the Rich,INNIT IT
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Ken Bates Buys Leeds.... !
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:54 pm
by eduardo
He could get his knob sucked in Chapeltown and it would cost him a lot less.
Not that I'd know, of course, from my own personal experience you see. I was told so by a friend.
Honest!
Re: Ken Bates Buys Leeds.... !
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:09 pm
by Lizard
John Merrick could get his knob sucked in Chapletown!............
Re: Ken Bates Buys Leeds.... !
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:06 pm
by Ace
............and John McCrirrick
Re: Ken Bates Buys Leeds.... !
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:06 pm
by Lizard
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Re: Ken Bates Buys Leeds.... !
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 5:42 am
by steve56
as long as he dont bring his horses.
Re: Ken Bates Buys Leeds.... !
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:58 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Bet Wilfrid Bramble wouldn't even after a 20 year sleep
I'm sure he's listed in the dictionary under UGLY
cheers
B....OZ